March 2012
February 2012
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
Most people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
i have a silent friendship with so many of you. we never talk but we always like/reblog each other, and i just love you from a distance.
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE